A few of the messages from my answering machine. I wish I hadn't been here when Stern called so I would have a recording. I was asleep and didn't think to hit the record button on the phone.

"Personally, you're a hero around the office..."
"Hi, this is your boss' boss, if you would come by later, we'd like to suspend you from your position until we figure out if this is going to be bad press for us..."
Ewwwww, that show is so sleazy!
My ex-boss gets a call from his wife saying something about Petro being on Good Morning America...